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Saturday, March 2, 2013
The Witches/ AKA The Devil's Own (1966)
Classic Hammer horror starring Joan Fontaine as an English school teacher whose experiences with witchcraft in Africa lead her to suffer a mental breakdown. Following her recovery she finds a new position at a private school in the close knit village of Heddaby. After a series of strange incidents she suspects that witchcraft and voodoo may be at work within the community, which leads her to make a horrifying discovery.
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Shadow of the Cat (1961)
A female house cat sees her mistress murdered by her husband and two servants, and becomes ferociously bent on revenge.
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Haxan (1922)-WITCHCRAFT THROUGH THE AGES
Häxan, (English titles: Haxan, The Witches or Witchcraft Through The Ages) is a 1922 Swedish/Danish silent horror film written and directed by Benjamin Christensen. Based partly on Christensen's study of the Malleus Maleficarum, a 15th century German guide for inquisitors, Häxan is a study of how superstition and the misunderstanding of diseases and mental illness could lead to the hysteria of the witch-hunts. The film was made as a documentary but contains dramatized sequences that are comparable to horror films.
With Christensen's meticulous recreation of medieval scenes and the lengthy production period, the film was the most expensive Scandinavian silent film ever made, costing nearly two million Swedish kronor. Although it won acclaim in Denmark and Sweden, the film was banned in the United States and heavily censored in other countries for what were considered at that time graphic depictions of torture, nudity, and sexual perversion.
Director: Benjamin Christensen
Writer: Benjamin Christensen
Starring: Benjamin Christensen, Clara Pontoppidan, Oscar Stribolt, Astrid Holm, Maren Pedersen
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With Christensen's meticulous recreation of medieval scenes and the lengthy production period, the film was the most expensive Scandinavian silent film ever made, costing nearly two million Swedish kronor. Although it won acclaim in Denmark and Sweden, the film was banned in the United States and heavily censored in other countries for what were considered at that time graphic depictions of torture, nudity, and sexual perversion.
Director: Benjamin Christensen
Writer: Benjamin Christensen
Starring: Benjamin Christensen, Clara Pontoppidan, Oscar Stribolt, Astrid Holm, Maren Pedersen
cybershamans (karmapolice) / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0
The Misconceptions of Spirits, Demons/Dark Forces and Possession
These are some of the most common misconceptions about spirits, demons/dark forces, and spirit and dark force attachment.
1. If you don't believe in spirits or dark forces then you are not going to pick them up.
This is false.
1. If you don't believe in spirits or dark forces then you are not going to pick them up.
This is false.
Just because you have chosen to not believe in the attachment of dark forces and spirits does not mean that you cannot pick them up. That is like saying, if you do not believe in cancer then you can't get it. If you have chosen to deny the existence of dark forces and spirits, that only causes you to stay unaware of the truth.
You may end up having some type
of dark force or spiritual attachment, but because you have chosen to
not believe in them, you will ultimately end up living your entire life
with them.
Dark forces and spirits are not a belief; they are a simple fact of life, and whether you believe in them or not does not make a difference as to whether they will attach to you. I have a friend who is an exorcist and she says that people come to her and say, "Well I thought because I didn’t believe in them that I would be safe from them".
It is the people who decide to deny them that will have the most
problems because they will be completely clueless as to what is really
going on with themselves on an energetic and spiritual level.
2. There are no demons or dark forces, spirits, angels, or a god. The only thing that exists is life on earth.
This is false.
2. There are no demons or dark forces, spirits, angels, or a god. The only thing that exists is life on earth.
This is false.
Beyond the physical dimension of life on earth there are beings which are non-physical, which are both dark and light. Human beings who cannot see beyond the physical dimension of life are actually trapped on a consciousness level.
Their consciousness is trapped on the physical
dimension. It is like only being able to see a small part of life, and
then thinking that that small part of life is all that exists.
Let’s say
for example you lived in a small town, and you were only allowed to
live in that town. In that town there were no televisions, cars, or big
buildings, airplanes, or technology. Now if you spent your entire life
in that town, it would be all you knew.
In fact, you would believe so
strongly that what was in that town was all that there was in life. If
someone new came into your town and told you that there was something
called a city, that had automobiles, airplanes, television and
technology you would not believe them. In fact, you might even call them
crazy.
You would not believe them because you spent your whole life in a
limited environment, and you became trained to believe that this
environment was all that there was.
Now very similar to this story is
the dimension of physical and non-physical life. People who have not
gone beyond the physical dimension are trapped within it, and are
trained to believe that it is all that exists.
3. Only atheists, non-religious people, or "sinners" can pick up spirits and/or demons/dark forces.
This is false.
3. Only atheists, non-religious people, or "sinners" can pick up spirits and/or demons/dark forces.
This is false.
All people can pick up spirits and demons/dark forces regardless of age, sex, intelligence level, religious preference, financial status, personality, hair color, etc. This is a made up religious belief created to keep people who believe it trapped in the belief and unaware of the truth.
4. Spirits and demons/dark forces can be removed with spells, chanting/mantras, reiki, sound, prayer, salt, magic, sorcery, aura cleansing, energy healing, positive thinking/wishful thinking, incense, sage/smudging, candles, white light, meditation, methods used by religions, reading the bible/koran/bhagavad gita or any other religious book, or just believing in the universe/creator/god, Jesus, Buddha, Krishna, or some other deity.
This is false.
It should be understood that when a spirit or dark entity/demon decides to attach itself to you or anyone else, it is not going to leave without being forced to leave.
It has decided that it is going to stay with you till
death and unless you can come up with some type of action to seriously
force it to leave, it is not going anywhere. Spirits and dark forces can
only be removed with an energy stronger then themselves.
This energy is
love. Love is the only thing that is more powerful then fear and all
fear based beings, energies, thoughts, and emotions. But you must know
how to use love in the correct way. Anything you use or do which does
not invoke a supreme power or energy of love will not work.
Demons, dark
forces and spirits also need to be directed to a certain place. You
cannot just say leave me, or go away. They must be taken and told where
they are needed to go, and they all go to different places depending on
the types of entities they are.
This is the reason most religious
methods, chants, prayers, white light visualizations, and everything
else do not work, because they are not complete removal methods, nor do
they have the intensity of energy required to remove non-physical
beings.
Removing spirits and dark forces is not an easy task especially
if you are not using the correct method and you are not using the
correct form of energy behind that method.
If you are using the correct
method and you use that method with the correct energy and intention
behind it then removing whatever is attached to you or someone else is
very easy.
Anything is difficult when you do not use the correct tools.
Most spirit removal/exorcism/depossession methods do not work,
especially the methods used by most common religions and some types of
spiritualists/psychics/mediums.
5. Demons, spirits, and dark forces are something you should fear.
This is false.
Demons and spirits are not something to fear, but instead they are something to understand. If you fear them, then you have chosen to give them power.
5. Demons, spirits, and dark forces are something you should fear.
This is false.
Demons and spirits are not something to fear, but instead they are something to understand. If you fear them, then you have chosen to give them power.
If you fear them then you have not learned how to deal with them
and not dealing with them will only make you fear them even more. What
you deny and hide from only creates a bigger more powerful form of fear.
6. You have to be an exorcist or be highly trained to remove spirits, demons, or dark forces.
This is false.
6. You have to be an exorcist or be highly trained to remove spirits, demons, or dark forces.
This is false.
Maybe in the past it was taught that only the ministers, or the top priests were able to remove spirits and dark forces, but that is not true. Anyone on earth can remove dark forces and spirits, even small children if they were trained correctly.
It is like saying that only certified
exterminators can kill rats and mice from your house, when in reality a
small child can kill an rat, all it takes is knowing how to do in the
right way.
7. Exorcism is painful.
This is false.
Exorcism is never meant to be painful or stressful or take longer than a few minutes to perform.
7. Exorcism is painful.
This is false.
Exorcism is never meant to be painful or stressful or take longer than a few minutes to perform.
All the hysteria from movies have trained people to
think that exorcism is hard, and painful, and will make your head spin
around. In reality exorcism is actually painless, and makes people feel
like a weight has been taken off of their shoulders, or a heaviness has
been removed from them.
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8. You can only get spirits or demons from paying attention to them, or focusing on them, or thinking about them. If you do not pay attention to them you will not pick them up.
This is false.
8. You can only get spirits or demons from paying attention to them, or focusing on them, or thinking about them. If you do not pay attention to them you will not pick them up.
This is false.
This is like saying if you have sex with someone who has an STD, but you do not pay attention to them you will not pick up their disease.
Now your
mind and thoughts are a form of energy and if you are constantly
thinking fear based thoughts about how demons are out to get you, then
that may attract more of them to you, but it will not cause you to pick
them up.
The only real causes of people picking up spirit or dark entity
attachments is fear, and all fear based emotions, lowering yourself in
any way through drugs and/or alcohol, or losing a form of your
power/energy through soul loss.
9. Demons/dark forces and spirits are the same thing.
This is false.
Demons are non-human dark energy (negative and fear) based beings who are tasked or sent to this planet with the intent of causing serious harm to people and disrupting life to the greatest extent possible.
9. Demons/dark forces and spirits are the same thing.
This is false.
Demons are non-human dark energy (negative and fear) based beings who are tasked or sent to this planet with the intent of causing serious harm to people and disrupting life to the greatest extent possible.
Spirits/ghosts are human souls who at the time of death did not choose to cross over to the next world. Because they did not choose to cross over they became stuck on earth as either whole souls or soul fragments.
Both spirits
and demons/dark forces attach to people, but they both have different
intentions and agendas. Spirits are mostly interested in using people
for energy, while dark forces are interested in stealing people's power,
light and soul.
10. You have to be hearing voices or be crazy to be possessed.
This is both true and false.
You do not have to be severely possessed to have a spirit or dark force attached to you.
10. You have to be hearing voices or be crazy to be possessed.
This is both true and false.
You do not have to be severely possessed to have a spirit or dark force attached to you.
People who hear voices and/or talk to beings that are
not there or real are severely possessed. But most people are not at
that level. To be at that level you have to have had some serious trauma
and opened some serious doorways in your life. Most people are
"partially possessed".
Partial possession means that a person is still
fully functioning, meaning they are able to have a job, have friends,
and do all the normal things that people do, except that their thoughts,
emotions, and energy are partially influenced by a small amount of
spirits and/or dark forces. Most people do not open doorways big enough
for a massive amount of spirits and dark forces to enter them.
Most
people open small doorways so that they get a few demons and/or spirits
attach to them, and usually it is 1-3. People who are heavy drug and/or
alcohol users tend to pick up more serious types of attachments like
dark ET's and demons in multitudes.
11. If I had a demon or spirit attached to me I would know it.
This is false.
How would you know it if you had a demon or spirit attached to you? You may have some of the symptoms stated on my website, but you also may have become used to those symptoms and not think that they are serious.
11. If I had a demon or spirit attached to me I would know it.
This is false.
How would you know it if you had a demon or spirit attached to you? You may have some of the symptoms stated on my website, but you also may have become used to those symptoms and not think that they are serious.
It is
almost like having a nail stuck in your hand. In the beginning you
would feel the nail, but over time you would get used to the feeling of
the nail. This is how demons and spirits work within people. As time
goes on they become more and more a part of the people they attach to.
Most people with spiritual attachments do not know they have them
because the attachments feel so much like their natural self. It may
sound odd that a person would not know that they have something distinct
from themselves within their energy fields/aura, but it is the way
things work.
Most people are shut off on so many levels that they just
have not developed the gift or ability to sense, see, or feel something
non-physical within them.
It is a psychic gift that only so many people
have developed. So most common people walk around completely unaware
(spiritually asleep) that they have something external to themselves
within them.
I have also had the opportunity to meet many healers and
psychics who were also completely unaware they had some spirit or dark
force attached to them. It is a special type of awareness to be able to
feel and sense or see non-physical energy.
12. Psychics/mediums, priests/preachers, shamans, and other healers are very good at removing spirits and demons/dark forces.
This is false.
12. Psychics/mediums, priests/preachers, shamans, and other healers are very good at removing spirits and demons/dark forces.
This is false.
Most healers, 99% of preachers/priests/ministers, and most psychics and mediums have no idea how to remove spirits and dark forces. They may have developed some type of method or technique they use, but that does not mean those methods work.
I have had many people come to me telling
me this healer or psychic removed a dark entity or spirit from them,
when in reality the dark entity or spirit was never removed.
The healer
may have done some other type of energy work that masked the feeling of
the spirit or dark force attachment for a temporary time, but when that
energy work wore off the spirit or dark force revealed itself again.
Shamans and shamanic healers in general do not know how to remove dark
forces.
There are many of them who can remove spirit attachments/ghosts,
but not dark forces. Most healers are just not trained in the removal
of dark forces or spirits, or they have certain beliefs, or ideas about
them which are not accurate.
They will not detect them in you and they
will leave them attached to you. Just because a person has the title of
"healer" or "shaman" or "psychic" does not mean you should work with
them.
You should also be wary of people who remove demons/dark forces
and/or spirits but do not do soul retrieval work to accompany that, or
psychics, shamans, witch doctors, or wiccans that use spells, voodoo,
black magic, white magic or some type of sorcery to remove spirits
and/or dark forces.
Spirits and demons/dark forces are all fear based
beings, and anything a person uses that is also fear based will not
remove them.
There is a dark side to healing, and some healers are not
working with the "light", and may cause you more problems then before
you encountered them. Ask them questions, notice their responses, check
and verify them, see what other types of healing work they do, and
examine them as a whole.
13. You cannot remove demons, dark forces or spirits from people at a distance.
This is false.
13. You cannot remove demons, dark forces or spirits from people at a distance.
This is false.
In the world of spirit, distance makes no difference in healing. Removing spirits and demons from people at a distance is the same as removing them if they were in front of you. In fact, many healers who do spirit releasement work prefer to work at a distance as it helps to protect themselves from picking up any of the clients attachments.
Healers who
cannot do at-distance spirit removal work are not at an advanced level
of removing non-physical beings. Every healer who does that type of work
should have no problem working at a distance.
14. Exorcism is dangerous.
This is true and false.
14. Exorcism is dangerous.
This is true and false.
Exorcism is dangerous if the person who is doing the exorcism is inexperienced which causes the entity to not leave and also possibly become angry. But this is of least importance. If an entity is attached to someone that is more dangerous then trying to remove it. As an example, think of it as a snake in the basement of your house.
Leaving that snake to roam
around as it pleases is a worse scenario then trying to get rid of it.
If it is left to roam it may cause more damage then if it was not there
to begin with. If you are not experienced with killing snakes, it may
bite you, but at least you gave it a try to get rid of it.
Maybe the
next time you try to remove it from your property you will use a better
technique so that you do not get bit. Your own fear is worse then any
dark entity getting angry at you. And like all things in life, if it
does not work the first time, try and try again until it is gone.
15. Dark forces and spirits like certain people more then others.
This is true.
15. Dark forces and spirits like certain people more then others.
This is true.
Some people have an unknown ability within themselves, and if they developed that ability or gift it might cause them to become "threats" to the dark forces. These people may be called light workers or something of that nature.
Basically there are some of us who possess a potential to
create immense light on this planet and shift the negative and dark
energies here in such a way that it would create a major shift within
this planet. By creating this shift we would therefore be diminishing
the dark light or darkness in this world.
People like this are threats
to the dark forces, and so in a plan to control and dominate light
workers, demons and dark forces are actually tasked or sent to certain
people. They have also been known to wait for these "special" light
workers to incarnate again after dying in a previous lifetime.
They
would follow them around as soon as they entered a new human body and
wait for them to create some type of opening so they could attach to
them. Now all people are in some way or another a potential light
worker, therefore all people are treated as if they could possible be
threats to the dark forces.
But there are certain "gifted" individuals
who may actually create some serious damage to the dark forces agenda,
thereby causing the dark forces to have less power and control over
humans. They "special" people are treated as goals or prizes among the
dark forces.
16. Your own fears are good, healthy and a natural part of being human. You could never stop having fear.
This is false.
Fear is not a natural part of being human.
16. Your own fears are good, healthy and a natural part of being human. You could never stop having fear.
This is false.
Fear is not a natural part of being human.
You have trained yourself to have fear. It is a learned response.
It is how animals that do not have any self-control function. It is also a choice. It is how you have chosen to function through wrong habits, ideas, and lifestyles.
It is how animals that do not have any self-control function. It is also a choice. It is how you have chosen to function through wrong habits, ideas, and lifestyles.
It is also how people feel because they are
dis-empowered. If you have spent most of your life with spirits, demons,
or dark forces attached to you, that has influenced the way you think,
feel, and respond to life.
Anger is also fear, just directed in a
different path with more intense negative emotions and energy added to
it. Fear is also an energy.
It is the lowest level frequency and
vibration that exists in the universe. Because it is a lower form of
energy, it attracts everything that is of a lower form of energy -
demons, spirits, paranoia, violence, fear based thinking, etc.
Most
people whether they understand it or not are operating under some level
of fear. Even advanced healers and masters who project an image of being
enlightened and evolved have fear repressed somewhere within
themselves.
If there is anything that you fear, then there is a part of
yourself that has not been healed. A part of yourself is still connected
to a lower level, and by repressing it or denying it only makes it grow
and have more power.
Fear encompasses so many things beyond emotions and thoughts, like your energy, vibration, and frequency.
Every human has a certain vibration or energetic frequency. This vibration is also connected to fear. You may not be afraid of many things, but that does not say that your energy does not vibrate at a fear level.
Fear encompasses so many things beyond emotions and thoughts, like your energy, vibration, and frequency.
Every human has a certain vibration or energetic frequency. This vibration is also connected to fear. You may not be afraid of many things, but that does not say that your energy does not vibrate at a fear level.
For
instance, many people completely unknown to themselves feed and live
from the life-force (energy) of other people. People like this have been
called energy or psychic vampires, emotional vampires, draining, needy
and empty people, etc.
These are all people who are in a very dark and
lower vibration (fear). Now these people may project confidence,
positivity and power, yet their energy and aura emanates a very low
level fear based energy.
Because their energy, aura and light is dark
and dis-empowered, they have to feed off of other people's energy and
power in order to compensate for their own lack of power and energy. And
this is how many people function.
Fear is an illusion designed to dis-empower you and keep you locked in the structure and physics of a psychological and spiritual dimension, the fear dimension. In reality fear has no power except the power you give to it.
For more information on this work, visit:
http://www.spiritualclearing.info
Fear is an illusion designed to dis-empower you and keep you locked in the structure and physics of a psychological and spiritual dimension, the fear dimension. In reality fear has no power except the power you give to it.
For more information on this work, visit:
http://www.spiritualclearing.info
About the author:
Peter Michael is an advanced level exorcist, angel healer, clairsentient, clairaudient, and teacher of energy clearing work. He was trained by master exorcist and shamanic healer John Livingston in 2003.
He has had extensive experience dealing with non-physical beings and
the dimension of spirit and energy. He has cleared and removed many
thousands of spirits, demons and dark forces from the planet and people.
For more information visit:
http://www.spiritualclearing.info
For more information visit:
http://www.spiritualclearing.info
Friday, March 1, 2013
FILMUL DE WEEKEND-ANNA KARENINA
Cu toate ca nu mi-e simpatica nuvela lui Tolstoy, aceasta ecranizare extrem de picturesca, cu o scenografie superba si un art director ce a luat Oscarul, mi s-a parut foarte avantgardista si frumoasa. V-o recomand.
AICI TRADUS
HERE FULL MOVIE
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Pasarea Colibri - Phoenix-LA MULTI ANI DOKIA!
Fie sa renasca numai cel ce har
Are de-a renaste, curatit prin jar,
Din cenusa-i proprie si din propriu-i scrum,
Astazi ca si maine, pururi sï acum!
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
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THE KING OF THE WORLD IS DEAD
When the rose is gone and the garden faded
you will no longer hear the nightingale's song.
The Beloved is all; the lover just a veil.
The Beloved is living; the lover a dead thing.
If love withholds its strengthening care,
the lover is left like a bird without care,
the lover is left like a bird without wings.
How will I be awake and aware
if the light of the Beloved is absent?
Love wills that this Word be brought forth
RUMI
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Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Regulile de circulatie in Bucuresti
Regula 1: în București nu există reguli.
Regula 2: niciodata nu trebuie sa vorbiti despre faptul ca in Bucuresti nu exista reguli.
Regula 3: orice portiune libera de asfalt constituie un loc ideal de parcare. In aceasta ordine de idei, faptul ca acea portiune de asfalt este in fata unei curti cu garaj, in mijlocul unei intersectii sau pe linia de tramvai, este total irelevant.
Regula 4: oricine isi poate gasi un loc de parcare "platit" in jurul blocului, atata timp cat este primul care isi scrie pe asfalt numarul cu vopsea si isi monteaza gardulet de fier.
Regula 5: In Bucuresti nimeni nu are propriul lui loc de parcare. Primul venit e primul servit. De asemenea primul sosit are dreptul de a-si marca teritoriul cu urina.
Regula 6: in Bucuresti nu se aplica regula prioritatii de dreapta. Sau de stanga. Sau de mijloc. Prioritate are intotdeauna cel care are masina mai mare si o ranga in portbagaj.
Regula 7: in Bucuresti toate semnele de circulatie sunt adresate exclusiv soferilor din provincie.
Regula 8: niciun sofer din provincie nu are ce cauta in Bucuresti. In cazul identificarii unui sofer din provincie, se depaseste pe dreapta, se claxoneaza si se deschide geamul la jumatate pentru intimidare.
Regula 9: claxonatul este un semn de apreciere prin care doi soferi se saluta si isi comunica unul celuilalt faptul ca si-au remarcat masinile.
Regula 10: benzile sunt facute doar pentru biciclisti. Ce om decent ar putea sa conduca o masina printre doua linii paralele?!
Regula 11: adevarata semnificatie a culorilor de la stop este:
Rosu: in principiu opresti, insa regula poate fi incalcata de Salvare, Pompieri, coloane oficiale si tineri intre 18 si 20 de ani sau de cei care nu poseda permis de conducere dar totusi se afla la volan.
Galben: in principiu ai voie sa treci mai departe, insa doar daca ai peste 200 de km/h, iar masina este tunata si are jenti de aliaj cu spite.
Regula 3: orice portiune libera de asfalt constituie un loc ideal de parcare. In aceasta ordine de idei, faptul ca acea portiune de asfalt este in fata unei curti cu garaj, in mijlocul unei intersectii sau pe linia de tramvai, este total irelevant.
Regula 4: oricine isi poate gasi un loc de parcare "platit" in jurul blocului, atata timp cat este primul care isi scrie pe asfalt numarul cu vopsea si isi monteaza gardulet de fier.
Regula 5: In Bucuresti nimeni nu are propriul lui loc de parcare. Primul venit e primul servit. De asemenea primul sosit are dreptul de a-si marca teritoriul cu urina.
Regula 6: in Bucuresti nu se aplica regula prioritatii de dreapta. Sau de stanga. Sau de mijloc. Prioritate are intotdeauna cel care are masina mai mare si o ranga in portbagaj.
Regula 7: in Bucuresti toate semnele de circulatie sunt adresate exclusiv soferilor din provincie.
Regula 8: niciun sofer din provincie nu are ce cauta in Bucuresti. In cazul identificarii unui sofer din provincie, se depaseste pe dreapta, se claxoneaza si se deschide geamul la jumatate pentru intimidare.
Regula 9: claxonatul este un semn de apreciere prin care doi soferi se saluta si isi comunica unul celuilalt faptul ca si-au remarcat masinile.
Regula 10: benzile sunt facute doar pentru biciclisti. Ce om decent ar putea sa conduca o masina printre doua linii paralele?!
Regula 11: adevarata semnificatie a culorilor de la stop este:
Rosu: in principiu opresti, insa regula poate fi incalcata de Salvare, Pompieri, coloane oficiale si tineri intre 18 si 20 de ani sau de cei care nu poseda permis de conducere dar totusi se afla la volan.
Galben: in principiu ai voie sa treci mai departe, insa doar daca ai peste 200 de km/h, iar masina este tunata si are jenti de aliaj cu spite.
Verde:
treci, insa nu in mod obligatoriu, putand si sa tragi un pui de somn.
Daca totusi nu ai plecat de la stop in 10 secunde de la aprinderea
becului verde inseamna ca esti de acord sa suporti consecintele.
Regula 12: nicio masina cu girofar nu se grabeste de fapt sa ajunga undeva, decat cel mult sa ia comanda de la pizza. Ce rost are ca altii sa manance pizza in timp ce tu stai blocat in traffic?
Regula 13: femeile nu deosebesc stanga de dreapta, nu conteaza deci ce mana folositi pentru a le semnala o eroare.
Regula 14: Abtibildurile cu bulgari de foc, siglele de Mercedes si crucile agatzate de oglinda cresc personalitatea masinii si implicit sansele de a avea prioritate candva.
Regula 14 si 1/2: niciodata nu poti avea destule cruci, icoane si matanii agatate de oglinda retrovizoare..
Regula 15: absolut toti pietonii sunt cretini si nu stiu de fapt ce vor sa faca cu viata lor.
Regula 12: nicio masina cu girofar nu se grabeste de fapt sa ajunga undeva, decat cel mult sa ia comanda de la pizza. Ce rost are ca altii sa manance pizza in timp ce tu stai blocat in traffic?
Regula 13: femeile nu deosebesc stanga de dreapta, nu conteaza deci ce mana folositi pentru a le semnala o eroare.
Regula 14: Abtibildurile cu bulgari de foc, siglele de Mercedes si crucile agatzate de oglinda cresc personalitatea masinii si implicit sansele de a avea prioritate candva.
Regula 14 si 1/2: niciodata nu poti avea destule cruci, icoane si matanii agatate de oglinda retrovizoare..
Regula 15: absolut toti pietonii sunt cretini si nu stiu de fapt ce vor sa faca cu viata lor.
Regula 15 si 1/2: în zilele noastre, pietonii sunt de doua categorii: rapizi si accidentati.
Regula 16:
in lunile calde este absolut obligatoriu mersul cu toate geamurile
deschise, aerul conditionat pornit si muzica (preferabil manele sau
Parazitii) la maxim.Regula 17: semnalizarea schimbarii directiei de mers este rezervata strict incepatorilor, femeilor si soferilor din provincie.
Regula 18: orice conflict in trafic poate fi rezolvat amiabil cu sabii, topoare si cativa prieteni chemati prin telefon.
Regula 19: linia de tramvai este o pista secreta de accelerare.
Regula 20: toti cei care spun ca nu blocheaza intersectia, blocheaza intersectia.
Regula 21: statia de troleu este un loc ideal de parcare pe timp de ploaie pentru ca are copertina.
Regula 22: orice daune produse masinii in trafic se raporteaza la politie folosind parola secreta "Asa am gasit-o de dimineata in parcare"
Regula 24: orice blocaj in trafic este vina exclusive a primariei care nu este in stare sa administreze drumurile mai bine.
Regula 25: oricine nu este de acord cu aceste reguli este pieton, femeie sau sofer din provincie.
The Murder of Mary Magdalene - FREE MOVIE
Was Mary Magdalene murdered? Did the Catholic Church conspire to eradicate the Holy Bloodline from existence?
To some Mary Magdalene was the wife or consort of Jesus Christ. The infamous Da Vinci Code has firmly placed this idea into the popular arena along with the idea of a Holy Bloodline descended from Jesus and Mary.
In this unique film we journey to places never before researched in connection with this story. We venture into the heart of ancient Lincoln, England, and uncover a tale so mysterious, so at odds with the accepted norm, that we are forced to question everything we previously held to be true. We track down unknown texts, journey on a treasure hunt across Lincoln county and discover the final resting place of Mary Magdalene herself.
cybershamans (karmapolice) / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0
To some Mary Magdalene was the wife or consort of Jesus Christ. The infamous Da Vinci Code has firmly placed this idea into the popular arena along with the idea of a Holy Bloodline descended from Jesus and Mary.
In this unique film we journey to places never before researched in connection with this story. We venture into the heart of ancient Lincoln, England, and uncover a tale so mysterious, so at odds with the accepted norm, that we are forced to question everything we previously held to be true. We track down unknown texts, journey on a treasure hunt across Lincoln county and discover the final resting place of Mary Magdalene herself.
cybershamans (karmapolice) / CC BY-NC-ND 3.0
Monday, February 25, 2013
